A Convo With a Bestie

Him: Where could I get an STD if I needed one?..

Me: UMM I don't know... Pioneer Park, just sit on the grass probably.

Him: Umm.. what did you think I just asked you?

Me: What DID you just ask me?

Him: What I should be for Halloween.
Me: OH. I don't know.  Not a monkey this time.