Voice mail from B: Hey I am really sad you didn't answer because I am in your neighboorhood and I have a new puppy, so call me back really quick k?
I call back immediately
Me: Where are you?
B: At home. Ha I lied. I knew you wouldn't call me back unless I lied to you and had a puppy.
M: I am very sad you aren't here. You are right though, I wouldn't have called you back.
B: I am carrying groceries up the stairs can I call you right back?
M: We both know you won't call me back.
B: Yeah I won't, Maybe tomorrow.
Katy: So why did he want you to call him back?
M: I don't have no idea.