The Bathroom Situation

The bathroom in my downtown office has the best smelling hand soap ever! I am not even kidding, I am seriously in love with it. In fact, most days I will wait to use the bathroom until I am back in the downtown office just for that reason.

Unfortunately everyday, sometime around noon, (which is about the time I get back to the office)someone renders the bathroom unusable. I walk down the hall all happy and almost skipping thinking about the wonderful smell that awaits me and I open the door and BAM it hits me! I'm not talking it kind of smells and the air freshener is half way covering it. I mean the bathroom CANNOT be used for at least a good hour or more.

Everyday it is a race to the bathroom. I try to get there early enough to avoid this unpleasant situation. I make it only about half the time. I have tried hanging around to see if I can figure out who the culprit is. I have tried to watch the patterns and see if when there is a few incident free days in a row if someone, suspiciously, is on vacation. I thought I had it figured out, I really did, and then this person was out for a week for surgery and it still happened!

ARRRGG! All I want is to be able to use the restroom with the good soap. Maybe I should just switch them. But if I did that I would never find out who is robbing me of such pleasure every day, and they win. They can't win. I will get to the bottom of this. (No pun intended)


  1. move the soup and see if the perp. changes bathroom locations.

  2. gross. i hate smelly poo. now don't think i'm gross, but when i walk into a mess like that, i sometimes wonder how the heck someone must've eaten to make it smell so horrific. ugh!

    i hope you find out who the culprit is. because they cannot win!

  3. haha! i would just move the soap and forget about who has the nasty craps. that makes me ill. haha!

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