1. Someone once told me that I am like a Camel Cigarette. No filter! I should work on that.
2. A friend texted me the other day and said she drove past a Chinese buffet and started missing me. She literally shed a few tears. <3
3. Someone else told me that I am like a Sour Patch kid, all sour on the outside and sweet in the middle but all you remember is the sour. She was kidding.
4. Rice gives me hiccups.