Friend: Did I wake you up? Me: No, sorry.
Friend: I was hoping we could have some pillow talk
Me: Well I figured a few things out this morning....
Friend: Tell me all about it.
Me: I really like how I look. I like me. But boys don't. Which leaves me feeling like I need to be something I'm not or something I don't even like in order to snag me a man.
Friend: That is ridiculous. You know we should be married and having babies right now.
Me: Yeah I know and we would be great. Why is it that men always want the skinny "handle with care girls?"
Friend: I have dated those girls, it never works out well. Yuck!
Me: You know when we all walk back to Missouri that you are going to want me in your wagon train. Because we will come in first, singing, laughing, and well fed...with healthy oxen. Why do men go for the girl they will have to carry most of the way there?
Friend: The breakable ones...
Me: It's true. Anyway I am depressed today. If I hear one more of those hcg diet ads I am going to call it, I swear I am.
Friend: Will you be in my wagon train?
Me: Listen if I join your wagon train it will be the third time I have defected this year! And I can hear that you are at the gym so have a good workout.
Friend: Yeah I am still sore from yesterday I did tons of lifting and lots of cardio, I am starting to really get the body I want.
Me: Don't talk to me anymore.
Friend: Love you
Me: Love you 18
I just want you to know that there are guys out there that want strong girls who DON'T spend all their time buying new lipgloss. I know because I married one. But you have to smile and flirt with that sort of guy, not the other kind. =) That's my tip of the month. No more. Love you, don't go on any diets . . . oops I guess taht makes two tips.
ReplyDeleteWant to meet your "twin" sisters? They are my daughters. Only one is married now...and the other just met someone...and she is 25.While they have watched their friends be "in love" and date a bunch..since they were sixteen. My girls weren't asked. I have walked their heart aches with them. They are also beautiful...and independent thinkers. So come take a look at my blog. Then you can see their blogs....which are "Sassy Ashley"...which I think you can best see pictures of them on my older post at Christmas. Then my other daughter's blog is "Just the Two of Us". Take a peek and tell me what you think.
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