Well I now also have no phone.
You see I was cleaning the basement,
and listening to the beach boys on my phone.
I had it in the pocket of my hoodie,
and I was MAYBE dancing.
My phone fell out and landed on the tile floor.
I picked it up and went back to dancing.
Then it fell out again.
I mean maybe I was dancing....
The second time I picked it up I noticed that the screen was shattered.
Not cracked, SHATTERED!!!
But still playing Good Vibrations!
My phone has it's priorities.