New boyfriends... I'm not even kidding

Katy and I were on our way somewhere this morning and we had to stop for a Diet Coke.

Me: Dude! I have two paycheck in my car I still need to deposit.
Katy: Do you need to do that today?
Me: No I have to wait and deposit them at the branch where my bank boyfriend works.
Clerk (who is actually attractive): Did I hear you say bank boyfriend?
Me: Yeah a girl has to have a boyfriend at all her little stops during the day.
Katy: I even have a Ririe boyfriend. (Small town with a bad reputation)
Clerk: Well do you need a gas station boyfriend?
Katy: Done and Done
Me: Wow a Diet Coke and a new boyfriend... Could this day get any better?

We then went across the street to visit a friend at the bike shop and he told us the blue corvette parked in front of the gas station belongs to my gas station boyfriend. Yes Please!

Text conversation that followed:

Chaun: You should hear the stuff my co-workers are saying
Us: What are they saying?
Chaun: They asked who you two were, if I had made out with either of you, why not, and they instructed me how to.