When I had an on campus job at Utah State,
there was a man who came by to pick up all my schredded documents,
and general recycling.
He was VERY attractive.
I mean real attractive.
Now I have never been too into recycling...
I know David just died a little inside when I said that,
but it's true.
But I would go around all the neighboring offices and pick up their recycling.
Until mine was overflowing.
Then I would call over to physical facilities and ask them if they could send someone over.
Just so I could talk to the recycling man.
Well earlier when I just emptied my own recycling bin....
In my very own adult office.
And there were scraps of paper EVERY WHERE.
I wished that I had a recycle man to call.
Oh to be young again,
at my minimum wage
10 hour a week job...
With a recycle man.