Today I was trying to change my message on the office voicemail.
I needed it to say we would be closed for Pioneer Day etc. etc.
But my boss walked in right when it started recording and I got nervous.
So for a bit this afternoon, until I kicked him out so I could rerecord...
The voicemail said simply "UUUUUHHHHGGG. Oh dang I think I recorded that!"
You can see why they keep me around.