I recently ended a 5 year realationship. This is Sanchez:
Oh Sanchez, I was so happy to have found you. You ran well and never gave me even one heart ache. Ther is some debate to how you received your name. I know that it had something to do with a late night run to Beto's, pickles, and lemonade, maybe Pidge will remember. We had TONS of good times together. So many crazy fun road trips. But that last week or so I just started to feel like we were over. It was time for me to move on. And you were getting sick. It was time to put you out of your misery. RIP Sanchez.
Here is the new purchase: