Last night I went out with my friend Scott and he tried to convince me to date a certain man...
Scott: Just Kiss him
Scott: Just a little kiss
Me: I can't
Scott: Like not even on the cheek?
Scott: Why not? He is like the perfect guy!
Me: Because If I kiss him, he'll probably want a date to go with it.
Me: And if we date he will probably want a girlfriend to go with it.
Scott: That sounds fine.
Me: And if I become his girlfriend he will probably want a fiance to go with it.
Scott: Isn't marriage what we are all looking for?
Me: And if we get engaged he'll probably want a wedding to go with it.
Scott: That seems logical.
Me: And if we get married he will want a baby to go with it.
Me: All from one little kiss.
Scott: So you can't kiss him... because... you might get everything you've always wanted?