One more thing

I met this guy.

He told me I am a "bandwagon fan" of Keith Urban.

So ummm... He is out.


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Me: I'm taking a picture of myself to see if I'm hot.

B: You are.

Me: Well sometimes its hard to know without looking.

B:You could have just asked.

* * * * *

Me: "Come over and we'll eat our feelings together."

C: "Can we count it as home teaching?"

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Today, I rearranged my entire office one handed.

I have a big heavy desk, and I moved it to the other side of the room by myself.

All so my phone could be on the other side of my desk, and be easier to answer with one arm.

I also tied my shoe with one hand.

I am very proud of my accomplishments.


  1. Whoever this "B" guy is? I like him! I like him a lot! Marry this man!

  2. Ha! Except you know who this man is. Let me text it to you and you will know why this man must never be mine!