Last Night...

I was walking into institute and I kept saying
"something is wrong with my pants.
Seriously, something is not right."
Awkward for the guy walking in with us.
Only after I was home did I realize,
I had my pants on backwards.

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Someone gave me the sweetest
and sexiest compliment last night.
It was so tender hearted and honest.

Seriously why don't more guys think that,
and then tell me about it? 

Then came the disclaimer...

He said it was all true in spite of...

my fishing outfit.

* * * * *

I worked out for twice as long as I should have,
because I had to finish watching real stories of the ER.
There was a woman on there with Pica,
that craziness fascinates me. 

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I also watched an episode of Leave it to Beaver.

I have a serious crush on Wally Cleaver. 

Just sayin'.

Vegas

Because Katy wanted to see the pictures...

Katy at the Shady restaurant we tried that was super delicious.

My meal that was SUPER delicious

It was Chinese new year so we couldn't miss out on Asian Elvis.

 Katy and Chris

He tries to kiss her...

The plotting begins to try again later...

Kate and I at the Belagio.

Chris and his Dad on the Stratosphere.
I was screaming more than they were and all I did was watch.

Can't wait to go back!

Salsa

Just so you don't forget how much I really loved that salsa from Lonestar...

Note that I filled all of our cup holders with cups of salsa.
As well as...

 Our ash tray.

Oh and the door handle.

It was seriously good.

It All Started With Some Flirting

and ended like this.

My good friend Leah asked us to go Snowshoeing with her on Saturday. We went to the Nordic Center at Solitude. She purchased, for herself, the whole package, showshoes, boots, polls, etc. I paid for just the snowshoes, and flirted with the guy while everyone else used the restroom. The guy was outfitted in all Husker gear and so the flirting there came easy. We were quickly buddies and he fitted me for a pair of boots. I was too busy flirting to realize I had received something I hadn't paid for.

When he offered me polls I caught on and said
"I didn't pay for polls."
"Well do you want them?"
"Yes Please!"

You are welcome fellow showshoers, for your free polls and boots, as well as a free lesson on the benefits of flirting. We had a great time in the mountains. Katy's only concern was that no one fall in a river this time.

Then she did. The river is kind of covered up here but believe me it was funny. Especially when Leah screamed!

A few people fell down on our adventure, but I only took pictures of Katy doing it.

Because I am a good sister.

 We are hot.

 and getting hotter

The rest of the crew... Lacey and Ryan... Cute couple huh? Don't worry we did Snowshoe in the woods. We actually did all the snowshoeing trails they had. But we only took pictures in the parking lot.

Are you ready for the rest of the story?

Well we were hungry and so Ryan suggested a Mexican place that his co-worker loves. "Follow me and don't have high expectations." Turns out the restaurant is Lonsestar Taqueria, which is the only place in SLC featured on DDD that I haven't tried yet.  It was VERY good.

So I decide I need a few extra salsas to go... while I was filling up my 4th salsa cup this super cute guy joins me at the salsa bar...
*Pink words were said in the sexiest voice I could muster. 
Me: "Oh I am sorry am I in your way?"
Guy: "Oh no take your time."
Me: I could always pass a cup or two your way if you so desire."
Guy: "No I am enjoying the wait."
Me: "Well I don't know if you can tell, but this salsa is very good. You'll probably want this one over here that is a little spicy."
*That is when I put the lid on my salsa and it goes flying across the salsa bar.
Guy:" Oh let me get you a napkin."
Me: "I seem to have spilled the salsa all over the everything, including all the cups, and myself."
Guy: "No big deal I'll use one of them. I am sure they will get used anyway."
*P.S. There were no napkins to be found.
ME: "I should probably clean off my hand but I am going to need to get at least one more salsa first."
Guy:"Take your time, I'm still enjoying this."

Lillie Langtry

I listened to this Podcast the other day

about the scandalous Lillie Langrty. 

She was, in her time, known as 

the most beautiful woman in world. 

So obviously I needed to find a picture of this woman.

Hold the phones...

This is Lillie. Remember that she was considered

the most beautiful woman in the world.

I was thinking "I can be that hot!" Seriously. 

Then I came across this picture. 

My waist will never be that tiny!
It just isn't going to happen.
If that is what makes her so beautiful I am out of luck.

Let's Not Do That

I have decided to draft a traveling companion agreement.
If you are willing to sign it, we can vacation
together and have a marvelous adventure.

There are a few who will be exempt from signing,
as they have already proven
worthy travel companions.

I won't list them here as that seems
kind of like being one of those young woman
who bares her testimony and is grateful for friends
whom she lists, and leaves one out.

Yikes.
Let's not do that.
I will say that Katy and Pidge are totally exempt,
There are many others on the exempt list, so don't feel left out. 

* * * * *

What happens when you are heart broken
and all your friends are busy?
Keith Urban on repeat and,
an entire container of raspberry gelato happens.

* * * * *

Me: Happy Birthday Papa
Dad: Thanks
Me: Now give me some advice. I need you to fix my life.
Dad: Happy birthday to me!

*At least I wasn't asking for money right?

* * * * *

L: Guys I am so sorry I just came into this party
and unburdened on all of you.
I just don't know what to do.

B: I almost had a break down on the way here
because everything is going wrong
in all aspects of my life.

Me: No worries I was just telling everyone
how I am getting my very first cold sore
and it is ruining my life!

*My life is a constant exercise in gaining perspective. 

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Mom

This picture makes me miss my mom.
She transported multiple farm animals in the back of the family van.
Hers was exactly the same only blue.
I miss that crazy, crazy woman.