Madison, my three year old sister, who is very concerned about my single status, told me that I could have her boyfriend, max. She says she is done with him.
It is always sad when star couples split, but I suppose he just didn't make her want to sing her la la song anymore.
Madison thanks a ton princess, but he is a little young for me, and I don't want your sloppy seconds.
Saturday
New boyfriends... I'm not even kidding
Katy and I were on our way somewhere this morning and we had to stop for a Diet Coke.
Me: Dude! I have two paycheck in my car I still need to deposit.
Katy: Do you need to do that today?
Me: No I have to wait and deposit them at the branch where my bank boyfriend works.
Clerk (who is actually attractive): Did I hear you say bank boyfriend?
Me: Yeah a girl has to have a boyfriend at all her little stops during the day.
Katy: I even have a Ririe boyfriend. (Small town with a bad reputation)
Clerk: Well do you need a gas station boyfriend?
Katy: Done and Done
Me: Wow a Diet Coke and a new boyfriend... Could this day get any better?
We then went across the street to visit a friend at the bike shop and he told us the blue corvette parked in front of the gas station belongs to my gas station boyfriend. Yes Please!
Text conversation that followed:
Chaun: You should hear the stuff my co-workers are saying
Us: What are they saying?
Chaun: They asked who you two were, if I had made out with either of you, why not, and they instructed me how to.
Me: Dude! I have two paycheck in my car I still need to deposit.
Katy: Do you need to do that today?
Me: No I have to wait and deposit them at the branch where my bank boyfriend works.
Clerk (who is actually attractive): Did I hear you say bank boyfriend?
Me: Yeah a girl has to have a boyfriend at all her little stops during the day.
Katy: I even have a Ririe boyfriend. (Small town with a bad reputation)
Clerk: Well do you need a gas station boyfriend?
Katy: Done and Done
Me: Wow a Diet Coke and a new boyfriend... Could this day get any better?
We then went across the street to visit a friend at the bike shop and he told us the blue corvette parked in front of the gas station belongs to my gas station boyfriend. Yes Please!
Text conversation that followed:
Chaun: You should hear the stuff my co-workers are saying
Us: What are they saying?
Chaun: They asked who you two were, if I had made out with either of you, why not, and they instructed me how to.
Thursday
This man knows me so well
About a week ago:
Me: I am so glad you called.
Zac: Charge your phone.
Me: Ha it isn't dead this time!
Zac: Are you sure? I know you better than that, you better check.
(phones beeps)
Me: Dang it!
I reflected on this conversation this morning when I got into my car and my cell phone, work phone, I-Pod, and GPS were all 100% dead. I hate it when he is right! But I couldn't even call and tell him because my phone was dead.
Me: I am so glad you called.
Zac: Charge your phone.
Me: Ha it isn't dead this time!
Zac: Are you sure? I know you better than that, you better check.
(phones beeps)
Me: Dang it!
I reflected on this conversation this morning when I got into my car and my cell phone, work phone, I-Pod, and GPS were all 100% dead. I hate it when he is right! But I couldn't even call and tell him because my phone was dead.
Wal-Mart.... Always an adventure.
Lolly and I were standing at the return desk at Wal-Mart tonight, there is one guy in front of us:
Me: This is taking way too long what in the world is this guy returning?!
Lolly: Uh.... It actually appears to be an open package of underwear and a jar of frosting.
Me: I'm not touching that one.
Me: This is taking way too long what in the world is this guy returning?!
Lolly: Uh.... It actually appears to be an open package of underwear and a jar of frosting.
Me: I'm not touching that one.
Saturday
Shopping in Park City
Wade, and I are checking out:
Salesman: Would you like to try one of these colognes today, they are on sale for 9.99.
Wade: Annie what do you think of this one?
Me: I think if you wear this cologne our friendship may turn into a relationship... against your will.
Salesman: All that for only 9.99! That is a steal!
Salesman: Would you like to try one of these colognes today, they are on sale for 9.99.
Wade: Annie what do you think of this one?
Me: I think if you wear this cologne our friendship may turn into a relationship... against your will.
Salesman: All that for only 9.99! That is a steal!
Wednesday
Text Conversation This Morning
Zac: How's your knee this morning?
Me: Better but still really bad.
Zac: Have you gone to the doctor?
Me: Nope
Zac: Why not?
Me: That costs dollars.
Zac: Don't you have some of those?
Me: Yeah but the more I have the less I want to spend them.
Zac: Have you told your dad about it?
Me: Nope
Zac: You should
Zac: Uh uh listen I can see that face from here.
Zac: I hear that little gasp giggle because you can't believe that I know you are doing it, and I know what you are thinking.
Zac: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Me: I love you so much right now.
Zac: Lol You do?
Me: Yes, 18! How do you know me so well and still love me?
Zac: How could I not?????? Go to the doctor.
P.S. My stupid knee is still killing me and was all day but I felt instantly better knowing I have a friend that knows me this well and still loves me. Zac, When I say 18 I mean it, but we both know I am not going to the doctor.
Me: Better but still really bad.
Zac: Have you gone to the doctor?
Me: Nope
Zac: Why not?
Me: That costs dollars.
Zac: Don't you have some of those?
Me: Yeah but the more I have the less I want to spend them.
Zac: Have you told your dad about it?
Me: Nope
Zac: You should
Zac: Uh uh listen I can see that face from here.
Zac: I hear that little gasp giggle because you can't believe that I know you are doing it, and I know what you are thinking.
Zac: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Me: I love you so much right now.
Zac: Lol You do?
Me: Yes, 18! How do you know me so well and still love me?
Zac: How could I not?????? Go to the doctor.
P.S. My stupid knee is still killing me and was all day but I felt instantly better knowing I have a friend that knows me this well and still loves me. Zac, When I say 18 I mean it, but we both know I am not going to the doctor.
Sunday
Today at church
Annoying 21 year old girl with boyfriend and too much PDA: "It was when I stopped looking for a husband that The Lord blessed me with one. You have to stop looking for one and he will provide you with one."
Tristan: "She needs to shut her big fat mouth and let someone who knows what they are talking about say something."
Me: Listen we may not get married. But the solution isn't to stop looking, or give up, or become bitter. We need to learn to like ourselves. We need to become what we want to find. We need to live by my motto of "Stop thinking of the man of your dreams and become the woman of his." Because it is when you learn who you are, that you will find a man who adds to who you are. You don't need a man to make you who you are, you need to find her before you find him. Learn who you are and learn to really love that woman, then a man will also learn to love that woman. Oh and if in this life you don't find him you will have at least found the woman God wants you to be and knowing that you are the woman He wants you to be you can stop worrying about what should be and be what you have the potential to be. That woman married or not will bless the lives of many.
Tristan: "She needs to shut her big fat mouth and let someone who knows what they are talking about say something."
Me: Listen we may not get married. But the solution isn't to stop looking, or give up, or become bitter. We need to learn to like ourselves. We need to become what we want to find. We need to live by my motto of "Stop thinking of the man of your dreams and become the woman of his." Because it is when you learn who you are, that you will find a man who adds to who you are. You don't need a man to make you who you are, you need to find her before you find him. Learn who you are and learn to really love that woman, then a man will also learn to love that woman. Oh and if in this life you don't find him you will have at least found the woman God wants you to be and knowing that you are the woman He wants you to be you can stop worrying about what should be and be what you have the potential to be. That woman married or not will bless the lives of many.
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