Gender Based Shopping

Me: I did something naughty today.

David: What did you do?

Me: I bought new boots.

David: Like for the rain?

Me: No

David: For fishing?

Me: Nope. I have two pairs of wellies already for fishing.

David: What did you gets boots for then?

Me: Well... To be cute!

David: ...

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David: So I bought new tools today

Me: Oh really what?

David: A sledge hammer and an axe!

Me: Oh for what project?

David: Nothing specific.

Me: So why did you buy them?

David: To be a man!

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