Me: I did something naughty today.
David: What did you do?
Me: I bought new boots.
David: Like for the rain?
Me: No
David: For fishing?
Me: Nope. I have two pairs of wellies already for fishing.
David: What did you gets boots for then?
Me: Well... To be cute!
David: ...
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David: So I bought new tools today
Me: Oh really what?
David: A sledge hammer and an axe!
Me: Oh for what project?
David: Nothing specific.
Me: So why did you buy them?
David: To be a man!
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