Another Dilbert

This is my life. But without a puppy.

"All I want is a man to give me a baby and a puppy is that too much to ask? It's time to start giving my babies bodies so I can put them in this sweater." ~Me, while shopping in Park city

This is not the actual sweater I was in love
with but it is cute too.

Lately

Lunch with Wade. 

We thought it odd that the cashier spelled his name thus... 

I found my old notebook from Culinary school. 

I wish I remembered how this happened.

I am sure it was a great story because our su chef was hilarious...
and accident prone. 

I was proud of myself for changing my own brake pads.

However, I needed Joan's testosterone to reset my calipers.

Thanks Joan! 

 

We spend the good bit of time stalking this guy,

before we had lunch at Sawadee.

Why we thought it was so funny 

that he was biking his piano down the road,
I will never know. But it was. 

In fact I am laughing now thinking about it.

I have to say I am in love with my new trifle bowl. 

The girls want to use it to make giant margaritas..

To celebrate being called as ordinance workers!

and finally...

this is what I was making when it was finally determined 

that I am allergic to avocados. 

My avocado egg rolls. 

How I will miss thee....

Sad News

I heart avocados. 

Like a lot.

Mom always said she wasn't going to heaven if they didn't have chocolate. 

I feel the same way about guacamole...

and Hollandaise sauce but we've covered that previously. 

I am almost certain the only reason I gained weight in college,

is because I dipped every sandwich I ate at Quiznos

in a huge cup of guacamole.

And my Papa's guacamole is one of my favorite things,

well really anything Dad cooks, 

So here is the bad news:

I AM ALLERGIC TO THEM!

My heart is broken. 

and well my throat is closing up...

You know who you are.

And I would totally buy this for you,

if I thought you would actually wear it.

Let me just say that I can hardly wait until our self imposed 

Chik-Fil-A restriction is lifted.

I haven't cheated even once, 4 days left!

This weekend at Stake Conference a member of our stake presidency said "There are too many of our young men high fiving themselves over Cs, while our women are beating themselves up over an A- while pursuing advanced degrees."

I then look down my row and note that all of us girls on my row are applying for advanced degrees. Are we pricing ourselves out of the market?

Favorite Quotes from the Weekend

"Dating does not lead to relationships."~ Brandon

"Someone needs a girlfriend. Maybe you should get out of this car and go get one." ~Katy

"There are too many 5s out there looking for 10s." ~ Stake President

"I am wearing my Toms so I feel comfortable going into Whole Foods." ~Katy
"And I wore no make up so I'll fit right in too... But I didn't plan it that way." ~Me

I have the best friends.

Thanks friends. 

I am starting to feel a lot better.

Still scared to death, but taking things a day at a time. 

Really thanks.

The last thing I need when making a scary decision

is for someone to point out how scary it is

and all the ways I could fail.