Why not?

There was this one time that I met a guy...

and I knew we should be together but he wasn't asking me out.


One night I was laying on the floor at a mutual friends house and I yelled...

"Why isn't he asking me out? I am perfect for him and he is an IDIOT!"

Turns out he knew I was right, and wanted to ask.

He just had some secrets he knew I couldn't live with.

Then I met this other guy.

I met him and I said that is the man for me.

So it is with original man that I now speak with as I scream once again...

"Why isn't he asking me out? I am perfect for him and he is an IDIOT!"

My Crush

I had an all consuming crush on Bryan White as a teenager.

This is the picture I carried with me everywhere.

I loved his music, his voice, his perfect hair.

Ha! Remember when this haircut was sexy?

I taped all his music videos onto VHS tapes and I would watch them again and again. 

Do you know who Bryan White is?

Probably not if you didn't listen to country in the late 90's.

He sang "Someone Else's Star" and "I'm Not Supposed to Love You Anymore."

I realize now how foolish a celebrity crush is.

But I can't help thinking about him every time I hear a little girl squeal when a 

Justin Beiber song comes on the radio.

This is Bryan White now 

apparently he has a new album out last year.

I have been listening to it on Grooveshark this weekend.

It isn't bad.

But I haven't squealed once.

Sometimes growing up is a shame.

Please and Thank You

 I have this one

I NEED this one!

Forecast

Any girl who claims they are not susceptible to being irrational, or moody, or irritable for absolutely no reason at all is LYING! 

Here is the great thing about me though. You can tell me I am and I fix it. Great huh?

Well today Zac told me that I needed a weather chart. 

Most days it would say something about sunny and clear skies. 

But today my foecast is... 

Hurricane force emotions. Shelter is advised.   

Why? 

Well that is a story for another time. 

Let's just say I am a VERY protective older sister and if someone doesn't start leaving my sister alone REAL soon he better take shelter. 

Snubs

Snubs: I found your blog today

Me: Because I posted it on my facbeook?

S: Yes... 

*Silence*

M: Did you search it for you name?

S: Yes and I wasn't in there anywhere! 

M: Did you search under Snubs or your real name? 

S: Oh!!!! Snubs! I will search for it now.

*pulls out phone*

Come to find out, as he was reading me things I have posted about him, the 5 year anniversary of our nothing if not odd friendship was last month.  

Last night I realized how grateful I am to have a friend who has almost the EXACT opposite opinion of mine in EVERYTHING but we still have a great friendship and love and even RESPECT each other. 

What a blessing.

The Hand Holder

This is your new favorite story...

So I was driving home with a friend a few weeks ago.
He was driving my car and he leaned over and attempted to hold my hand. 

I assumed he was going for the coke in the console and moved my hand so he could have easier access to the beverage he desired.

A few minutes later it happens again and I again move my hand and offer to grab his drink for him.

Oh my goodness. 

It was literally the next day before I realized what had happened.

How can I even be so dumb?

I don't think he reads this blog...

But if he does...

Dear Hand Holder,

Please try again.

<3 Reese

I made the appointment...

I'm going back to blonde.

The color God gave me. 

I am nervous. 

VERY nervous. 

Last time I tried this the lady turned my hair orange. 

After the appointment I am immediately leaving for lava. 

Oh well,
Lava is one place you can have orange hair and still blend in.