Me: So I went on a walk last night after looking up all the sex offenders in my neighborhood and I was scared to death.
Stacie: Why in the world would you look that stuff up?
Me: So I am not the next girl that is almost kidnapped at the Target by a known violent sexual predator.
Stacie: Oh yeah he was the guy they arrested in your church building last year huh?
Me: See you look these things up so you know "who are the people in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood. Oh who are the people in your neighborhood, they're the people that you meet when you're walking down the street, they're the people that you meet each day..." And hope you recognize before they force themselves into your car!
Thank You Sesame Street!