Me: Usman! You are not allowed to watch anything called ‘Evil
Dead!’
Usman: Annie this is good movie.
Me: It couldn’t be. I am going to talk to your mom about
this.
Usman: Annie, you seen this movie Robo Cop?
Me: NO! Girls don’t watch Robo Cop!
Usman: But this movie is only PG-13, you can watch.
Me: It isn’t the rating that keeps me from watching that
movie. Girls don’t watch Robo Cop.
Usman: I think some girls do.
Me: Well maybe if their boyfriend or husband was watching it
and they wanted to cuddle up to him. But she would never go home, but on her
stretchy pants and settle in for a long night of Robo Cop.
Usman: I think she would.
Me: AND… She would certainly never call up her best
girlfriend afterward and tell her all about the movie and tell her that she
just had to see it.
Usman: Why girls not watch the best movie?