Gender Based Shopping

Me: I did something naughty today.

David: What did you do?

Me: I bought new boots.

David: Like for the rain?

Me: No

David: For fishing?

Me: Nope. I have two pairs of wellies already for fishing.

David: What did you gets boots for then?

Me: Well... To be cute!

David: ...

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David: So I bought new tools today

Me: Oh really what?

David: A sledge hammer and an axe!

Me: Oh for what project?

David: Nothing specific.

Me: So why did you buy them?

David: To be a man!

The Warehouse Boys

J: Annie, are you listening to the Little Mermaid soundtrack?

Me:No, I'm listening to Tom Petty. That is uh.... coming from the warehouse.

J: ...

Me:Those boys! Seriously they kill me.


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Me: Why is there always a Disney princess song on when I come back here?

J: Don't flatter yourself Annie, we don't play them just for you.

Me: So you play them for who? You guys?

J: I just meant... You aren't the warehouse princess or anything.

Me: Except that I am.

The Proposal

Yuck...

I have a friend who very recently became engaged. I am super happy for him. She is super cute and sweet, and very faithful. I like her. He was telling me all about the proposal and the whole time I was uncomfortable with how mushy it was. Finally I said something to the effect of

 "Oh my heavens this is too much sap for me. I can't even handle it, you have to stop!"

J: Whatever! You would love it if it was you.

A: Actually I wouldn't, sappiness makes me uncomfortable

J: I don't believe you

A: Seriously.

J: So what are you looking for? A proposal at the Maverick?

A: Actually yeah that would be fine. Who could say no to a proposal and a Mayonado?

Here are some places we thought of that would be acceptable unto me, after long break room deliberations:

*Bear World
*A Husker game
*The Maverick
*The landfill (okay maybe not there)
*camping
*fishing
*road trip
*bed of a pickup

My favorite story is my brother's story. He was just laying next to her one night, outside looking at the stars and it just came out. "Will you marry me?"
no planning, no rose petals, just looking over at her and thinking this is perfect and I can't imagine my life without her... and then out it comes "marry me." Now that is romance.

Guess what Annie MEANT to text

*I totally invoiced Carrl for our date.

*Do you know where the key to the toilet prayer is?

*OH MY HEAVENS! Greg looks sexy on you. I can barely handle it!

*We need to yang very soon.

*Just trying to find my hair this morning.

Look Who's Back!

and sexier than ever!!!

CHAPS
and this time he has a motorcycle,
and a blanket all ready to go.
Oh my heavens.

And don't worry Bruce (my boss) found him in the copier again and said "Oh look! It's Chaps! He is always waiting for me in your copier!."

You are welcome Bruce!

I'm Dying!

I am sure 110% of you know how I feel about the bottoms of bears. 

Who was with me at the museum a few years ago for this moment?

"Dreams do come true!" is the caption my Mattskie added to this photo on facebook. And of course I replied "It is true, it could happen to you!" Take that as you will... Ha!

So you can understand my excitement when this picture came my way a few weeks ago. 

I can't even handle how much I love this picture! 

BEAR BUMS! Baby Bear bums!!!!!

Want to know what ELSE I am FREAKING out about?

But I have to wait until 2014! 

That doesn't seem fair.

Who wants to go to this movie with me? 

Watching me watch this might be just as much fun as watching the movie itself. 

Or for a real treat we could go to BEAR WORLD! 

Oh my heavens. I would DIE! 

Lastly you may have noticed this is the background on my phone.

This picture is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to me. It is up in my office, the background on my phone, and the bookmark in my scriptures. Tell me that isn't the cutest things you have ever seen! 

You are welcome!